Hi, I'm Sarah, 25. I write stuff. I read stuff. I hate bigots and pulpy orange juice, and I love otters, sleeping, and the following parts of pop culture (in no particular order): Avengers, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Dr. Who, Matt Bomer, Supernatural, Aidan Turner, Team Starkid, Batman, Loki, Community, Jon Stewart, people who make awesome fanart/fic, people who make shitty fanart/fic, Stephen Colbert, Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, photobombing animals, zombies, Jenna Marbles, The Hunger Games, Hannah Hart, The Hobbit, Being Human and, of course, you, tumblr.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
fili-prince-under-the-mountain:
When I saw you for the first time, I knew you were different and my world would never be the same again.
DIDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER A VALENTINE?
UNDERSTANDABLE, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY BEING A SEXY BASTARD AND SAVING THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT.
NOW RINSE THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS AND GRAB SOME SHIT FROM THE STORE, BECAUSE EVERY ASSHOLE DESERVES SOME ROMANTIC CRAP ONCE IN A WHILE.
AFTER YOU RESTOCK YOUR SILVER BULLETS, SALT AND STITCH TOGETHER YOUR OWN WOUNDS LIKE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, BUY SOME RASPBERRIES AND THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
WHY THREE?
VARIETY, ASSHOLE! IT MAKES YOU LOOK CLASSY, LIKE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED, INSTEAD OF WHIPPING TOGETHER SOME BULLSHIT AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE A FORGETFUL BITCH.
SO GET YOUR MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE AND DARK CHOCOLATE CHIPS. TRAVEL INTO THE WILDS AND COLLECT ONLY THE PUREST AND MOST SUCCULENT RASPBERRIES FOR THE PERSON OF YOUR AFFECTIONS.
OR MAYBE YOU’RE MAKING THIS TREAT FOR YOURSELF, I DON’T FUCKING KNOW. SHUT THE HELL UP.
NOW DELICATELY PICK UP A RASPBERRY, ‘CAUSE THOSE ASSHOLES ARE EASY TO DAMAGE. REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PUT TOGETHER AN ARC REACTOR IN A CAVE AND BE A GENTLE BASTARD AS YOU PUSH THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS INSIDE EACH RASPBERRY.
NOW PUT THE BOWL OF PERFECTION AND SHIT INTO THE FRIDGE OR FREEZER, DEPENDING ON HOW HARDCORE YOU ARE.
DON’T FORGET TO PRESENT THESE DELICIOUS LITTLE BASTARDS IN YOUR HAND-MADE SILVER CHALICE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY ASSHOLE LIKE THAT.
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
the ultimate Winchester
Chris Hemsworth, GQ Australia Men Of The Year Issue
The puppies are four weeks old today!!!
Explore, explore, chew, play, chew, nap!!!
They went from peanuts to potatoes and now… THEY ARE CORGIS!!!! SOOOOOO CUTE!!!
no but people with vaginas are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in all of their lives where they wakes up in a pool of their own blood and their reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
‘Game of Thrones’ as other popular TV shows [ytegg]
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
and it is the most important line ever spoken in the history of our series
if you don’t reblog this i am judging you
this is the very essence of our fandom
it is our originsso reblog now
(Source: exbloodjunkie)
